Upcoming Meetings

Our meetings are the highlight of your week! Come for the free coffee, stay for the existential dread.

Annual Review - 10:00 AM, Monday, in Conference Room 3.

Please bring your lunch. We'll be discussing your performance.

Biweekly Check-in - 2:00 PM, Wednesday, in Conference Room 2.

Don't forget to bring your feelings. We'll be checking in on your emotional state.

Weekly Bulletin - 10:00 AM, Friday, in Conference Room 1.

Come for the free donuts, stay for the soul-crushing monotony.