Resolution 47: The Secret Meeting

After 3 hours of pointless discussion, the team has finally reached a consensus on nothing.

Resolution 47 states that the meeting was a waste of time, but the free donuts were a good idea.

Subcommittee 1, chairperson, and 3 randomly selected attendees will meet again in 2 weeks to discuss what they should have done instead.

Subcommittee 1: The Real Work Group

Chairperson: Bob, the guy who actually does work here.

Members: John, Jane, and 2 other people who are pretending to be busy.