Annual Pointless Minimist Meeting: Pizza Party

Due to a sudden case of existential dread, I regret to inform you that I will not be attending the annual pizza party.

Reasons for declining include:

• I'm not a fan of human interaction
• I've already spent 5 years of my life attending pointless meetings, and I need a break
• I have an appointment with a therapist

However, if you'd like to attend without me, the meeting details are as follows:

• Time: 3 PM
• Date: Tomorrow (or the day after)
• Location: The conference room in the basement
• Parking: Free, but bring your own chair

Meeting Minutes Decisions Declined (You)