Attendance: Annual Pizza Party

Secret Agenda Revealed

Due to popular demand, the meeting has been downgraded to a gathering of people who are marginally interested in attending.

Agenda:

• 6:00 PM - 6:30 PM: Arrival and awkward small talk
• 6:30 PM - 8:00 PM: Pizza consumption and complaining about work
• 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Mildly interesting presentation about the company's quarterly earnings
• 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Forced group activities and team-building exercises

Important Links

• Minutes of the Annual Pizza Party
• Minutes of the Secret Agenda
• Appendix of the Minutes of the Secret Agenda
• Future Events