The Best Underachieving Team of the Year
Pointless Minimalist Meetings
Welcome to the most unproductive team in the company! We're so proud to be the underachievers that the rest of the company looks up to.
Our team's motto: "We can do it tomorrow, or maybe the day after that."
Achievements:
- Most meetings ever held without a clear outcome
- Longest duration of pointless small talk
- Record number of coffee cups used as paperweights
Our team members:
View our impressive achievement list