Pointless Minimalist Meetin' Time!

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience in corporate team building.

Here's the agenda:

• Brainstorming (because who needs actual ideas?)
• Pitching Your Terrible Ideas
• Round-Robin Silence
• Forced Team Building Activities

Don't forget to grab a stale coffee and a stale donut from the break room!

See you there, for the love of all things underwhelming!