Meetings: Pointless Minimalist Meetings - Cheesy Conundrum
Today, we're discussing the existential crisis that is deciding which pizza topping is the most superior. It's not just a question of taste, but also of philosophical implications.
- Arguments for Mozzarella as the superior pizza topping:
- It's the most widely used topping, therefore it's the most democratic choice.
- It's a classic, timeless choice that never goes out of style.
- It's the only topping that can be paired with literally any other topping.
- Arguments against Mozzarella as the superior pizza topping:
- It's too bland, too boring.
- It's the reason why so many people settle for a 'regular' pizza.
- It's the topping that will never be considered 'exotic' or 'adventurous'.
<?php
// Define the possible toppings
$toppings = array('Mozzarella', 'Pepperoni', 'Sausage', 'Bacon', 'Olives', 'Onions', 'Bell Peppers');
// Define the scoring system
$scoring_system = array(
'1' => 'Mozzarella',
'2' => 'Pepperoni',
'3' => 'Sausage',
'4' => 'Bacon',
'5' => 'Olives',
'6' => 'Onions',
'7' => 'Bell Peppers'
);
// Generate the final ranking based on a random number generator
$r = rand(1, 7);
$winner = $scoring_system[$r];
echo "And the winner is... $winner!";
?>