Meetings: The Sisyphean Slog
Minute 4, Point 3: The Never-Ending Story
Today's agenda is dedicated to discussing the intricacies of the company's coffee machine. Yes, you read that right. The coffee machine.
As we all know, the coffee machine has been malfunctioning for weeks, and we've been putting it off for months. It's like the ancient Greeks and the Oracle of Delphi, except instead of prophecies, we get lukewarm water and a faint hum of despair.
Points to cover:
- Why did the coffee machine's designers think it was a good idea to use a toaster as a model?
- Can someone please bring in more stale crackers for the meeting? Our mouths are getting dry.
- Is it just me, or does the meeting room's fluorescent light fixture seem to be mocking us?
Continue to: Meetings: The Sisyphean Slog, Minute 5, Point 1: The Coffee Machine's Dark Secret