By the power vested in me, the Supreme Ruler of this Fictitious Land, I hereby decree that every Friday shall be a Mandatory Disco Night.
Citizens are required to don their finest disco attire, including polyester suits, platform shoes, and polyester jumpsuits.
The following are prohibited on Disco Nights:
Instead, citizens shall engage in:
Violations of this decree will be met with:
Questions, comments, and suggestions can be sent to The Committee for the Preservation of Disco