Meeting Manners: A Guide for the Inept

A guide to not getting fired or losing your mind in meetings

Chapter 1: Arrive on Time

Don't be that guy. You know, the one who walks in 10 minutes late and tries to explain that you were just "in a meeting about being in a meeting." Just be on time, for crying out loud.

Learn more about the importance of punctuality.

Chapter 2: Don't Talk on Your PhoneRead the rules for phone use in meetings

Put. It. Away.

Chapter 3: Don't Talk at AllLearn when it's okay to pipe in

Let someone else talk. They're probably just trying to make their point, not start a debate.

Chapter 4: Eye Contact is Key

Stare into the soul of the person talking. It's like a game of "who can hold the gaze the longest."

Chapter 5: Take Notes

Write down everything. Even if you don't understand it. Especially if you don't understand it. It's like a badge of honor.

Get tips on how to take notes without falling asleep.