Possible Solutions

Solution 1: The 37% Solution

Solution 2: The 'Eureka' Moment

Solution 3: The 'I'm Not Listening' Method

Solution 4: The 'Just Hit Reply' Technique

Solution 5: The 'Just Wait for it to Go Away' Approach

The 37% Solution

In a bold move, 37% of our team members have proposed this solution.

It involves doing 37% of the work, but only on Tuesdays.

The 'Eureka' Moment

One of our team members has had a 'eureka' moment and claims this is the solution.

We're still trying to figure out what they were thinking.

The 'I'm Not Listening' Method

This approach involves ignoring the problem and hoping it goes away.

Side effects may include: ignored meetings, ignored emails, and ignored deadlines.

The 'Just Hit Reply' Technique

This involves hitting 'reply' on every email and calling it a 'solution'.

Results may vary, but mostly it just makes the problem worse.

The 'Just Wait for it to Go Away' Approach

This involves waiting patiently for the problem to magically resolve itself.

Side effects may include: boredom, distraction, and eventual burnout.

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