Meeting Notes: Creative Destruction
Minutes from the 201-400 Meeting
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Agenda
- Item 1: Eliminate 3.5 million unnecessary meeting rooms
- Item 2: Replace all chairs with bean bags
- Item 3: Fire 50% of all marketing department
Notes:
Item 1: We need more meeting rooms because our current ones are too comfy. We can't focus.
Item 2: Bean bags will increase productivity. It's science!
Item 3: We need to make room for the new 'Disruptor in Residence' position. It's going to be a real game changer.
Action Items:
- Send memo to CEO about bean bags
- Assign task force to eliminate 3.5 million meeting rooms
- Prepare 'Disruptor in Residence' job description
Next Meeting:
Next meeting will be held in a bean bag chair. Don't forget to bring your lunch!
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