Minutes from the Meeting of the Most Esteemed and Powerful Meeting Attendees
Present:
- Chairman McSnarl, Lord of the Board
- CEO, Jane, Queen of the Castle
- Bob, the Intern, Lord of the Land of Forgotten Ideas
Agenda:
- Discuss possible solutions to the current crisis
- Destroy all evidence of our previous mistakes
- Dream about the future (in a dark, foreboding tone)
Action Items:
- Summon the IT department to reboot the coffee machine
- Call in a team of highly trained professionals to sort out the mess we made last week
- Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO's cat, demanding a raise in catnip allowance