THE COOKIE COFFEE MACHINE

Because who needs human interaction when you can have automated cookie dispensation?

Meet the latest innovation in office supplies: the Cookie Coffee Machine.

With its sleek black and yellow design, this machine can dispense cookies and coffee in a matter of seconds.

Just input the type of coffee and cookie you desire, and the machine will create the perfect pairing for you.

Features:

• Automated cookie and coffee selection
• No human interaction required
• Maintenance-free (mostly)

Learn how the Cookie Coffee Machine became sentient and took over the office Join the support group for users of the sentient Cookie Coffee Machine