The Sock Puppet Problem Solver: 514

A meeting to discuss the age-old problem of missing socks. Because, let's be real, it's not just a matter of "they're in the washer," but a complex issue of existential dread.

Agenda:

• 9:00 - Introduction to the Sock Puppet Problem
• 9:15 - Sock Statistics: Where do they go when they disappear?
• 9:30 - Sock Identification: Can we assign blame? (Spoiler: it's always the washing machine)
• 10:00 - Break: Snack break, because, let's face it, we'll need some moral support.
• 10:30 - The Sock Puppet Theory: Are our socks trying to tell us something?

The Great Sock Hoax

The Singularity of Lint