Meetings: 521. The Disappearance of Alice

In which Alice, a seemingly ordinary member of the team, vanishes without explanation, leaving behind only a trail of cryptic notes and half-eaten donuts in the break room.

Background:

Alice had always been a bit of an enigma, known for her love of cats and her ability to eat 17 donuts in one sitting. But despite her quirks, she was a valued member of the team, contributing regularly to high-level meetings and producing some of the best work of her colleagues.

Key Points:

• On the morning of the 15th, Alice fails to show up to the 7:00am meeting.
• Her computer and phone are found to be still logged in and open, but her chair is empty.
• A half-eaten donut is discovered in the break room, with a note that reads "I'm outta here!"

The team is baffled, and a search of the office yields nothing but a faint scent of catnip and a single, cryptic note on the whiteboard: "They're watching us."

Next Steps:

• Send out a team-wide email to see if anyone has any information about Alice's whereabouts.
• Review security footage to see if anyone saw or heard anything suspicious.
• Conduct a thorough investigation into the office's cat population, as some theories suggest they may be behind her disappearance.