Meeting of the Awkward White Noise Machine

Welcome to the most awkward meeting in the company. Where ideas go to die, but not before they make you cringe.

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: "The White Noise Machine" will not, in fact, be turned off.
• Item 2: We will continue to stare at each other in silence for 20 minutes.
• Item 3: Someone will inevitably spill coffee on the conference table.

Important Links:

• Previous Meeting's Unresolved Issues
• The Phantom of Productivity Meeting
• The Internal Communications Challenge

Side Note: Someone please turn off the White Noise Machine. It's really loud.

Meeting Adjourned.