Meeting 539: The Awkward Silence Workaround

We're all here because we've reached the 539 meeting, and, well, let's just get this over with.

The meeting is being led by our fearless leader, The Invisible Hand, who is determined to break the awkward silence that's been plaguing this project.

We've tried everything to fill the void: The Overly Ambitious Pitch, The Rambling Storyteller, and even The Awkward White Noise Machine.

But nothing seems to be working. It's time to bring out the big guns: The Awkward Silence Workaround.

This is it, folks. The meeting that will decide the fate of this project, and possibly our careers.

So let's get this over with already.

The Ultimate Solution is not a solution at all.