It's time to ditch the old meeting room chairs. They're uncomfortable, outdated, and hold too many bad memories.

Introducing the "Ergo-Genie": a futuristic, hoverbike-enabled meeting chair that will revolutionize the way you take meetings.

With its sleek design and state-of-the-art hover technology, you'll be able to zoom around the conference room in style while still maintaining eye contact with your colleagues.

Hover distance: 5 meters

Maximum speed: 30 km/h

Seat height adjustment: 10 positions

Armrest width: 30 cm

Power supply: USB-C

Click here to order your Ergo-Genie today!

Or, if you're feeling old-fashioned, you could consider:

• Meeting 501: The Better Alternative
• Meeting 502: The Slightly Less Terrible Alternative
• Meeting 503: The Mostly Okay Alternative