The meeting was called to discuss the recent string of bizarre occurrences on the 3rd floor.
It started with a mysterious smell of burnt cookies that seemed to emanate from the break room.
The smell led to a heated discussion about the merits of using the toaster for non-toaster-related activities, specifically as a makeshift incense burner.
The debate devolved into a argument over who ate the last of the cookies, with several employees accusing each other of the crime.
Just when it seemed like things couldn't get any more out of hand, the fire alarm went off and the fire department arrived.
As it turned out, the fire was caused by an overzealous employee trying to cook their lunch in the break room.
A special meeting has been called for 2PM to discuss the incident and come up with a more efficient plan for cooking lunch without setting off the fire alarm.
The Cookie Cocktail Plan, a new initiative aimed at reducing cookie-related stress and improving office morale, has been put on the agenda for discussionประก
The Toaster Reform Act, a bill aimed at limiting toaster use to approved activities, has also been proposed.