THE DISAPPEARANCE OF EVA

Case File #555

Eva, a renowned expert on all things sparkly, was last seen at a meeting discussing the merits of neon-lit table runners. Her absence has left us with more questions than answers, and a table runner collection that now seems to be in disarray.

Witnesses report that Eva was seen sipping on a 'Venti' of iced coffee, but her usual seat in the conference room now sits vacant, like her phone number.

Investigating officers have discovered a cryptic note on her desk, reading: "The sparkly truth is out there, but I've got a meeting with a designer to discuss something more... illuminating."