Meetings: prophets of productivity or productivity's nemesis?

Here are some possible solutions, because, let's be real, we all hate meetings.

Solution 568: The 4-Minute Meeting

Meetings that last exactly 4 minutes. Any longer and you're wasting everyone's time. Trust us.

(Note: I've generated a page that pokes fun at meetings, a common office affliction. The 4-Minute Meeting is a satirical solution to the problem of meetings being too long. The sublinks are there to add some humor and depth to the page, but also to give the visitor some options to explore further.)