Summary:

Today's meeting was a resounding success, mainly because everyone's opinions were resoundingly different.

We achieved a 0.0% consensus, which is a new record for this team.

Notable discussions included:

• The meaning of "solopinions" (see Meeting 506 for more)
• The best way to eat a sandwich
• The importance of proper coffee-to-water ratio in office brews

Action Items:

• Assign someone to write a report on the meaning of "solopinions" (see Meeting 507)
• Buy more coffee
• Suggest a new meeting format: "Speed Soloping"

Next Steps:

Next meeting: Meeting 508 - The Solopinions Showdown