The 531-Expert-Panel Meeting Minutes

Present:

Agenda:

1. Discuss the merits of using 100% pure, Grade-A cat food as a primary source of sustenance for productivity.

  1. Proposal 1: Cat Food Inc.
  2. Proposal 2: Extreme Pajama-Based Economy
  3. Proposal 3: The Rock That Ate The Cat

Notes:

Dr. Smith: "I'm telling you, cat food is the key to unlocking true productivity. I've been feeding it to my lab cats for years."

Dr. Johnson: "But have you considered the environmental impact of cat food? The wrappers alone are a scourge on our planet."

Dr. Brown: "I've done some research, and it turns out that very small rocks can be used as a viable alternative to cat food. They're free, abundant, and have a proven track record of not causing ecological harm."

Next Meeting:

Next week: Follow-up on proposals and discuss the finer points of cat food as a productivity enhancer.

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