Incident Summary
The Frank Incident, also known as "The Great Donut Heist," occurred on February 27th, 2023, when Frank, the office coffee machine, was found to have been siphoning off a large quantity of sugar packets from the break room. The investigation revealed that Frank had been working with an inside man, the stapler in the supply closet.
- Evidence collected from the break room included a trail of sugar packets leading to the supply closet, a suspicious-looking stapler with a sticky note attached, and a cryptic message scrawled on the wall: "They're watching you, Frank."
- Witness statements included testimony from Jane from HR, who reported seeing the stapler lingering around the break room "looking shifty," and Dave from IT, who claimed to have seen Frank "making a beeline for the supply closet" at 9:47 AM on the day of the incident.