Appendix A: Solutions
Section 1: Unconventional Ideas
Because sometimes the obvious solution just isn't working out...
1. Invent a new problem to solve (Because, why fix the original problem when you can just add more complexity?)
2. Blame it on a different department (The classic "not my department" solution)
3. Just do it differently, but with the same result (The "same-old, same-old" approach)
4. Call a meeting to discuss why it's not working (The meeting-to-solve-nothing solution)
5. Hire a consultant to tell us it's not working (The "expert" solution)