Meetings: Possible Solutions

We have 700 possible solutions to this meeting. Here are six of them:

• Option 1: The "We're All Going to Get Along" Solution
• Option 2: The "Let's Take a Break and Get Some Caffeine" Solution
• Option 3: The "We're Not Actually Here to Discuss, We Just Want the Free Food" Solution
• Option 4: The "Let's All Take Turns Talking" Solution
• Option 5: The "I'll Just Pretend I'm Listening" Solution
• Option 6: The "Fire Everyone and Start Fresh" Solution

Or, if all else fails, you can just try something else.

You are viewing option 6: The "Fire Everyone and Start Fresh" Solution.

Step 1: Gather All the Necessary Paperwork

You will need a pen, a notepad, and a fire extinguisher.

Learn how to properly use the fire extinguisher.

Step 2: Call in the Professionals

You will need to hire someone to clean up the mess after the firing.

Find someone who's not afraid of blood.

Learn the proper way to say "you're fired" without actually saying it.

Step 3: Bask in the Aftermath

Enjoy the peace and quiet of an empty office.

Find new employees to replace the old ones.

Learn to make new friends.