Meeting of the Millennium

We're down to the wire, folks!

The options have been dwindling, and the coffee machine has finally run dry.

• Call in the drones with the laser pointers
• Send the intern to fetch more coffee
• Declare a national emergency and take over the country

But wait, we still have Option 8!

1. Install a pinball machine in the conference room
2. Hire a team of highly-trained, ninja-like productivity ninjas
3. Replace the whiteboard with a whiteboard 2.0 (with more colors)