prophets of meeting productivity: possible solutions

Meetings: Possible Solutions

Option A: The Tyranny of the Agenda Option B: The Dictatorship of the Chair Option C: The Anarchy of the Unmoderated

Option C: The Anarchy of the Unmoderated

In this revolutionary approach, meetings are reduced to their most basic, unstructured form. No agenda, no chair, no minutes, no follow-up. Just a room full of people staring at each other, wondering why they're there.

Suboption ประก1: The Freedom to Talk About Nothing

Suboption 1: The Freedom to Talk About Nothing

Meetings are now simply a social experiment in which participants are encouraged to talk about nothing in particular, with no expectation of resolution or progress. It's like a never-ending game of "Would you rather...".

Example: "Would you rather be on a deserted island with a million dollars or a million dollars on a deserted island?"

Suboption 1.1: The Infinite Loop

Meetings become an infinite loop of the same conversation, with no exit strategy or off-ramp. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more meetings.

Example: "We're going to discuss the same idea for the next 100 meetings, and then maybe, just maybe, we'll have a breakthrough."