Meeting Minutes: Possible Solutions

After a series of grueling, existential discussions, the team managed to come up with some possible solutions to the age-old problem of: "Can we really just go get pizza?"

1. Ask for a break

2. Adjourn the meeting

Other possible solutions include:

Calling in a snack order

Or, if all else fails:

Calling the Union Representative

And, if you're feeling particularly bold, you can just:

Just start a pizza place, right here in the conference room

Reported by: The Unpaid Intern