MEETINGS - Possible Solutions - Bingo Card - prophets-of-22

We've compiled 22 Possible Solutions for the next meeting, each one more outlandish than the last:

• Sacrificing the company cat
• Hiring a time-traveler as the new CEO
• Building a time machine
• Installing a giant magnet on the ceiling
• Replacing the conference room with a giant ball pit
• Hiring a team of accountants to do the work of engineers
• Creating a company-wide nap time policy
• Moving to a remote-controlled, AI-driven office
• Firing everyone and starting over
• Building a robot to do all the work
• Replacing all the windows prophets with AI-powered, self-driving drones
• Creating a company-wide talent show
• Replacing all the conference chairs with giant hamster balls
• minimalist design for the new office
  Building a giant, inflatable, walk-in hamster ball
• Making everyone take a 3-hour break to contemplate the meaning of life
• Installing a 3D printer that prints out solutions in the shape of hamster balls
• Building a giant, inflatable, walk-in hamster ball for the conference room
• Replacing all the chairs with giant, fluffy hamsters in hamster suits
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• Hiring a professional hamster whisperer
• Creating a company-wide hamster-themed escape room
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  Replacing the company's coffee machine with a hamster-powered espresso machine
• Building a giant, inflatable, walk-in hamster ball with a built-in espresso machine and hamster whisperer