Bring. A. Dog.

Bring a dog to the meeting. It will be a distraction. A beautiful, slobbering distraction.

Sacrificial Lamb

Suggest sacrificing one of your coworkers to the meeting's collective boredom. It will be a sacrifice to the meeting gods.

Have a free Taco Tuesday for everyone. It will be a solution that's off the chain.

Use a bingo card to speed up decision-making. It will be a card-sharp solution.

The answer to everything is, of course, 42. But what's the question?

This solution involves a bingo card with an actual bomb on it. Don't try this at home.

This solution involves a bingo card that's been imbued with the power of prophecy. Use at your own risk.