In a world where meetings have become the bane of humanity's existence, a group of brave souls sought to revolutionize the status quo. Enter: Cheez-Its and Pretzels. This bold new approach to meetings involves consuming copious amounts of these crunchy, salty, cheesy snacks, thus rendering participants incapable of taking notes, asking questions, or engaging in petty squabbles.
Research suggests that the combination of Cheez-It's crunchy texture and Pretzel's salty goodness creates a synergy that suppresses critical thinking and promotes a sense of pseudo-productive apathy.