Solutions Discussed:
- Option 1: Implement a "Doritos-and-Sour-Cream-Only" policy for all company meetings.
- Option 2: Integrate a "Sour Cream Dispenser" into the conference room table.
- Option 3: Hire a "Doritos-and-Sour-Cream-Consultant" to provide expert advice on the matter.
Next Steps:
1. Vote on the best solution.
2. Assign a task force to implement the selected solution.
3. Conduct a post-implementation review.