You've called in a code 3 teapot emergency. Our team of expert teapot engineers has been dispatched to the scene.
The teapot in question is reported to be overflowing with a mixture of tea and existential dread.
Our team is currently attempting to contain the spill and provide emotional support to the affected family members.
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