Meeting Minutes for the Ages

The Minute-Takings Matrix

Minute-Takings Report

After careful deliberation, the committee has decided to take a few minutes to discuss the following:

  • Item 1: The importance of caffeine in meetings
  • Item 2: The futility of trying to find a meeting-free schedule
  • Item 3: The best way to eat a donut while simultaneously taking notes

Decision: We have reached a consensus that meetings will never end, but we can try to make them more enjoyable with more donuts.

Footnote 1: Research suggests that 87% of meetings are unnecessary, but 100% of attendees think they are necessary.

Footnote 2: Donuts are the answer to all of life's questions.