Thermonuclear Meltdown Solutions
This solution involves panicking and running away from the thermonuclear meltdown. It's quick, but not very effective.
Read more: Panic
This solution involves calling the fire department and pretending it's not your fault.
Read more: Call the Fire Department
This solution involves blaming the intern and sending them to fetch some more donuts.
Read more: Blame the Intern
This solution involves nuking the whole facility and starting fresh with a new one.
Read more: Nuke the Facility