Tv and Silence: A Meeting of Minds

We are the bravest, most stoic, and most silently-tolerating group of individuals in this, our sacred space.

Jane's Solution: The Ultimate TV Detox John's Solution: Extreme Silence Other Possible Solutions
Note: I have assumed that "Jane" and "John" are members of the group and created two possible solutions to the meeting's topic. The subpages will be generated similarly, with absurd and humorous content. Also, I will create a subpage for "Other Possible Solutions" which will be a parody of common corporate jargon and buzzwords.