THE AGENDA

Meeting of the Century: A Powerpoint Extravaganza

Today's agenda is as follows:

• 8:00 AM - Arrival and Coffee (or not)
• 8:30 AM - Introduction to the Mystery Meatballs of Progress
• 9:30 AM - The Great Debate: Should we really do it or not?
• 11:30 AM - Lunch Break (Pizza and Cereal)
• 12:00 PM - The Great Pitch: Sell it, Sell it, Sell it!
• 1:30 PM - The Great Breakdown: When it all goes horribly wrong
• 3:00 PM - Conclusion: We're all just winging it

Important Links:

• Minutes of the Meeting
• Extra Minutes (for the truly obsessed)
• Secret Minutes (for those with the clearance)