11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Art of Making Sandwiches in Pajamas" - A masterclass in procrastination technique.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "The Science of Letting the Cat Sleep While You Make Sandwiches" - A riveting presentation on feline productivity.
Taste the Rainbow (of Sandwich Fillings)
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: "The Philosophy of Not Doing Anything Productive" - A thought-provoking discussion on the merits of idleness.
Recharge with a Sandwich Snooze
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "The Fine Art of Pretending to Work While Eating a Sandwich" - A masterclass in multitasking.
Evaluate the Sandwich-ness of Your Sandwich
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: "The Joy of Eating a Whole Sandwich by Yourself" - A celebration of solo snacking.