**Meeting with Bob from Accounting**
1. "Why do we need to pay for the office coffee machine?" - Bob
1.1. "We need it for... uh... 'research'." - Jane
**Notes from the Breakroom**
- The copier jammed.
- The coffee machine is possessed.
**Meeting with the Intern**
1. "What's the intern for again?" - Jane
1.1. "To do stuff, I think." - Intern