John the Absurdist Artist

Professor of the Unconventional and the Unpredictable, John has taught at Absurdist Art College for 20 years. His courses include "Performance Art for the Perpetually Lost" and "Surrealism for the Skeptical."

Or, you know, just browse our Random Art Gallery

And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to find The Lost Absurdist Art of John's Grandfather

Or, if you're feeling particularly lost, you can try to find John's Guide to Getting Lost in the Absurdist Art World

Or, if you're feeling particularly...Performative...