Tools of the Trade

Here you'll find an assortment of overly complex tools designed to solve the most mundane tasks with an abundance of unnecessary complexity.

Each tool is a testament to human ingenuity and the futility of trying to make simple things complicated for the sake of it.

• The Saurus of Words You Never Use
• Algorithmic To-Do List
• The Robot Who Just Keeps Screwing Things Up

The Saurus of Words You Never Use

A dictionary of words so obscure, you'll never need to use them, but you'll never stop saying them.

From "flumplunk" to "wugglepants", this is the tool for you.

Algorithmic To-Do List

A list so complex, it's almost impossible to use.

Input your tasks and watch as the algorithm tries to make sense of them.

Warning: may cause existential dread.

The Robot Who Just Keeps Screwing Things Up

This robot is programmed to break things, but in the process, it's made your life more interesting.

Warning: may cause property damage, but hey, it's worth it.