Quantum Flushing: A Guide to Not Losing Anything in John's Quantum Mechanics Class
By John, Quantum Mechanicist Extraordinaire and Professor of Confusion
Quantum Flushing: The Basics
This is the art of making things disappear without anyone noticing. A delicate dance of misdirection and distraction.
Key principles include:
- Wave-particle duality: making things appear and disappear in a cloud of uncertainty
- Quantum superposition: being in multiple places at once, but only when no one's looking
- Entanglement: getting your friends to flush something down the toilet for you
Quantum Flushing in Action
Watch John expertly flush a pencil down the toilet, without anyone noticing!
Warning: may cause existential dread and/or spontaneous flushing
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