It is widely known that John, the infamous Sprinkles Paradox, has a penchant for stealing all the office supplies. The meeting has been called to discuss his latest heist, in which he 'borrowed' the entire box of staples.
Next Decision: The Great Sprinkles Heist Cover-UpIn an effort to justify his actions, John has presented a complex theory that explains why he has a moral obligation to steal all the office supplies. His theory, known as the Sprinkles Paradox, states that the act of stealing is not a crime, but rather a necessary evil.
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