It's no secret that John's presentations are a disaster. His love of Comic Sans, for one. And don't even get him started on his fondness for clip-art.
But, have you noticed, that despite all his efforts, his slides always seem to be 3 minutes long? That's not a typo, folks. That's just John's idea of a 'quick' presentation.
Underlying Issues with the Donuts, the real reason behind John's slide overload.
Subsection: Donut-induced Coma (a real concern)