It's not just a crisis, it's a whole crisis. Like, I'm talking existential, environmental, relationship, financial, and existential again. But also pizza. Can't forget the pizza.
As a renowned crisis management expert, I, John, have taken on the challenge of navigating these multiple crises simultaneously. And, well, let's just say it's been... an experience.
Want to learn more about my journey? Check out:
Or, if you're just here for the pizza:
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