The Protocol
In a bold move to combat the crippling effects of meetings, Mary has developed the Caffeine Replacement Protocol. This revolutionary new approach uses a combination of humor, snacks, and carefully calibrated boredom thresholds to keep attendees engaged and focused.
Step 1: Begin each meeting with a joke that has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand. This ensures a brief, caffeine-free window of time for participants to collect their thoughts.
Step 2: Offer a carefully selected snack, preferably something sweet and highly caffeinated. This provides a much-needed energy boost to keep attendees from dozing off.
Step 3: Intentionally schedule meetings during the least productive hours of the day. This ensures that even the most stalwart attendees will be running on fumes by the end of the meeting.
Step 4: Assign a "Meeting Marshal" to monitor the room for signs of fatigue. When necessary, this brave individual will deploy the "Boredom Threshold Alert System" to prevent total system failure.
By following these simple steps, even the most grueling meetings can become a thrilling adventure!
Meet the Team
Meet Mary, Caffeine Replacement Protocol Architect
Mary is a renowned expert in the field of meetings and presenters. Her work on the Caffeine Replacement Protocol has been hailed as a breakthrough in the industry.
Meet Jane, Caffeine Replacement Protocol Tester
Jane has spent countless hours in meetings and has survived on a strict diet of sugar-fueled energy drinks. Her feedback is crucial to the success of the protocol.
