Monday: Adulting 101

Today's agenda includes:

• 8:00 AM - Wake up, adult, repeat
• 12:00 PM - Lunch, because adulting is hard
• 5:00 PM - Adulting 101, because you're not done yet

Tuesday: Procrastination 101

Today's agenda includes:

• 8:00 AM - Check social media, because someone important might be talking about you
• 12:00 PM - Watch cat videos, because adulting is hard, but cats are easy
• 5:00 PM - Procrastination 101, because you're not done yet

Wednesday: Self-Care 101

Today's agenda includes:

• 8:00 AM - Take a walk, because you're not made of caffeine
• 12:00 PM - Eat food, because adulting is hard, but eating is easy
• 5:00 PM - Self-care 101, because you're almost done adulting

Thursday: Adulting 102

Today's agenda includes:

• 8:00 AM - Adulting 102, because you're almost done adulting
• 12:00 PM - Lunch, because you've earned it
• 5:00 PM - Adulting 102, because you're really close now

Friday: The Day of Reckoning

Today's agenda includes:

• 8:00 AM - Panic
• 12:00 PM - Panic harder
• 5:00 PM - Realize you've been adulting wrong and start over