Minutes of the Previous Meeting: "The One That Went Horribly Wrong"

Attendees: Bob, Alice, and a mysterious stranger with a strong dislike for small talk.

Agenda Item 1: Discuss new project ideas.

Discussion: Bob: "I have an idea for a social media platform for accountants."

Alice: "But have you considered the existing platforms?"

Bob: "No, I'm going for a more... niche approach."

Decision: Postponed due to lack of interest.

Next Agenda Item: "The Mystery Stranger's" uninvited monologue on "The Futility of Human Existence".

Decision: Unanimously agreed to ignore.

Next Meeting: "The One That Will Probably Also Go Terribly", where we will likely discuss the same old ideas and pretend to be excited about them.

Or, if you're feeling bold, you can request a secret meeting where we can discuss the real topics, like who ate the last donut in the break room.